Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Recipe for Tartness

2 Tractor-trailer Trucks
3 Cars
2 Lakes (spawning on the Highway)

Put together and scream occasionally!!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Did I Miss The Memo???

Ok the Drive to work today was grate... Traffic was moving, no one tried to cut me off, and I had good tunes pouring out of my speakers. I got to work and I did not get to listen to the last 3 songs on my CD. Knowing that I have them on my computer I plan on putting them on when I got inside.

Well the Fates had other planes in mind!!! I get to work and start the play list so that I can finish what I started and realize that there is no sound coming out of my speakers... Ok they are not turned on or the volume is down, right?? NO THERE BROKEN, BEONED REAPER!!! The volume knob has broken off and slipped inside the speaker case, and the ciritboard is broken where it attaches... Well I think about it, and I did not break it... And even thought my co-worker, and office space share loathes my music I willing to bet that he did not do it. He is the type that would unplug them, or hide them, but not break them... So either my Speaker committed suicide or there is a homicidal speaker bandit on the loose!!! Now my speakers have been putting up with my music choice for over 3 years and are more un happy when my cell phone rings then any other time. So I'm willing to bet the later of the two options... Now maybe the target was some thing else and they where in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe it was a sloppy drive by shooting, or other office equipment engaged in friendly fire (By the way is any fire friendly???). I don't know how it happened, for the guilty party did not leave a note, no one has said anything, and no one has apologized. The thing that gets me most is that I’m not the type that would get upset. Life happens, Speakers get broken, Yah money my be tight but they can be replaced. I would not insist that they where replaced, I would except it and move on. What makes me mad is that no one told me!!! And it took me finding out at a time that I really wanted to use them!!!

Oh There Is So Much Unhappiness in My Office At the Moment!!!

Friday, June 16, 2006

Blue vs. Green

A few weeks ago I had somewhere to be, I was in the bathroom putting on eye shadow. When my Snuggle Beast (the boyfriend) comes in "Baby you look so beautiful…" as he grabs me in an attempt to sweep me off my feet. Although this action made me almost poke my eye out!!! "You're putting on makeup (not something that I'm know for), are you trying to pick up other men!?!" He asks with big scared eyes, a serious tone in his voice and a small hint of a smile on his face. I look at him and smile and explain that he has nothing to worry about... That I was putting on the Green eye shadow and if I was really trying to pick up men that I would be putting on darker coolers, as I gestured to the blue that was on the bathroom vanity.

Well a few days go by..... and I'm getting ready to go and work the Bar (I'm a once a weak bartender). And for the bar you dress for the Tips... So once more I'm in the bathroom putting on makeup. When all the sudden this hart wrenching "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sounding through the bathroom.... fallowed by "Not the blue baby Not the blue!!!!!

SORRY

Dear Blog Reader,
I am wrighing this to apoligise for the time that has gone by with out me blogging. I have been going out of my mind with work. There is no excape, I can not get away, work is trying to consume every fiber of my being!!! I get up and come to work. I go home and am asked how was my day, so i talk about work. Then I go to sleep (I have not started to dream about work, but I'm wating for that). And then i wake up, and sart all over agen... And this prosses has been sucking the life out of me... And it seames as though I need life to blog. So as I was saying I know that I have not gotten time to devote to this, and I'm sorry. I'm going to set a gole to have 2 posts next week (lest hope that i did not set myself up to fall flat on my face).

Hope to see you twic over the next week,
ME...

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Fortune Cookie Wisdom


Don't Knock Up the Rebound!!!
By: a friend



Monday, June 05, 2006

Snuggle Me Softly

My boyfriend has been at my house for almost two weeks, and am so happy to spend all my time with him. He is one of the most affectationit men that I have ever encountered. He is like a human Snuggle-Bunny, cozy and warm, with hands that hold you just right, and claws that grip into your flesh and will not let you go. Two front razor sharp rabbit teeth that will threaten to bight down in leu to keep me close so that snuggling will never stop! Cute bunny like eyes that put you in a trance and keep you there for hours and hours and hours!!! And poutey lips that really pout when you try to leave!!! Yes 2 full weeks of this (that is 336 hours), of Non-Stop Snuggling. I Don't know how much longer I can stand it!!! I don't have a simise twin, I don't have any twin, I don't have a brother, or a sister, I'm the only one. As of right now, I fell as though I have a growth that only wants to be with me during the good times!!! Yes only during the good times, the sine of a true man!!! My snuggle-bunny from hell, seams to disappear during all the right times, when I need to use the bathroom (not a very attractive image), and now that Aunt flow is comming I have been told that he is jumping ship and going back home. At this point I think that the other members of my house are going to charge him rent (or up mine)!!! And he gets a lot of lead way with them, he is related to them.

And no mater how much I sit her and say that I want my room back to myself I know that it is not true!!!

Love, everyone what's it, But nobody wants to put up with it!!!!