And along came a spider!!!
Ok today I hade to take apart a keyboard in the office, because a spider tried to make it its home. So the key board is in peaces and it is decided that it is a cool new toy... So as I’m trying to get through paper work that is piled up to my nose, my boss and co-worker are typing away, on the dismantled keyboard... And from this a sorry about me came to be… Now what you need to know is that they took turns writhing every other line… And this is what they came up with:
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY ON CAMPUS. IT WAS HIGH TIDE AND THE PIGS WERE FLYING HIGH ABOVE.
THE WALRUS STOLE THE EGGO FROM KRIS’ TOASTER
HEY!!! LEGGO MY EGGO!!
SHE SHOUTED, CHASING IT THROUGH THE STREETS OF NEW ROCHELLE IN A PINK TUTU. (THE WALRUS, NOT KRIS)
WHEN THE WALRUS RETURNED TO THE HOUSE, IT DECIDED TO GO FOR A SWIM IN THE KITTY LITTER.
THE CAT GOT ANGRY AND PEED ON THE SOFA
IT WAS ON. THE SAMURAI NINJA CAT PEELED THE EYELIDS OFF OF THE WALRUS.
ENRAGED, THE WALRUS SAT ON THE KITTY, INSTANTANEOUSLY CRUSHING IT TO DEATH.
AFTER SLICING THE CAT INTO 3 INCH PIECES, WALLY DECIDED TO MAKE SOME RICE AND BEANS TO GO WITH HIS TREAT.
YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN, BUT CAT MEAT IS A RARE DELICACY FOR WALRUSES.
JUST AS THE BEAST WAS TAKING HIS LAST BITE, KRIS WALKED IN AND
SHOCKED AND APPALLED BY THE CARNAGE SHE WAS WITNESSING – AND THE LOSS OF HER BELOVED CAT – SHE IMMEDIATELY CLUBBED THE WALRUS OVER THE HEAD LIKE AN UNWANTED STEP-SEAL.
IT TOOK SEVERAL BLOWS TO THE FLIPPERS BEFORE HE EVEN NOTICED THAT SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HER CAT BACK.
LAUGHING DEMONICALLY, THE WALRUS SWALLOWED THE LAST MORSEL OF CAT AND PROPELLED HIMSELF OUT THE BACK DOOR WITH A LOUD ROAR
SOON AFTER, KRIS STORMED INTO HER CAT CAVE AND SUMMONED THE REST OF THE DEADLY SAMURAI NINJA CAT SQUAD.
THE DEADLY NINJAS PURSUED THE WALRUS TO HIS LAIR. THEY STORMED HIS HOME IN HUGE NUMBERS AND SUCCESS SEEMED IMMINENT UNTIL HE DISTRACTED THEM WITH CATNIP AND CHEW TOYS.
THE TOYS WERE VANILLA FLAVORED WITH A HINT OF ROSEMARY.
ONE BY ONE THE NINJA KITTIES WERE PICKED OFF BY THE WILY WALRUS.
THE SCENE WAS HORRIFIC. IF ONLY KRIS HAD COME UP WITH A CURE FOR THE PANDEMIC.
WITH RAGE IN HER EYES AND TEARS STREAMING DOWN HER FACE, KRIS SHOOK HER FIST AT THE WALRUS. “YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!” SHE SHOUTED. “AND WHEN THERE’S MOLDY CHEESE IN YOUR PRINTER, DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME!”
P.S. We never did find the spider!!!!!!
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY ON CAMPUS. IT WAS HIGH TIDE AND THE PIGS WERE FLYING HIGH ABOVE.
THE WALRUS STOLE THE EGGO FROM KRIS’ TOASTER
HEY!!! LEGGO MY EGGO!!
SHE SHOUTED, CHASING IT THROUGH THE STREETS OF NEW ROCHELLE IN A PINK TUTU. (THE WALRUS, NOT KRIS)
WHEN THE WALRUS RETURNED TO THE HOUSE, IT DECIDED TO GO FOR A SWIM IN THE KITTY LITTER.
THE CAT GOT ANGRY AND PEED ON THE SOFA
IT WAS ON. THE SAMURAI NINJA CAT PEELED THE EYELIDS OFF OF THE WALRUS.
ENRAGED, THE WALRUS SAT ON THE KITTY, INSTANTANEOUSLY CRUSHING IT TO DEATH.
AFTER SLICING THE CAT INTO 3 INCH PIECES, WALLY DECIDED TO MAKE SOME RICE AND BEANS TO GO WITH HIS TREAT.
YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN, BUT CAT MEAT IS A RARE DELICACY FOR WALRUSES.
JUST AS THE BEAST WAS TAKING HIS LAST BITE, KRIS WALKED IN AND
SHOCKED AND APPALLED BY THE CARNAGE SHE WAS WITNESSING – AND THE LOSS OF HER BELOVED CAT – SHE IMMEDIATELY CLUBBED THE WALRUS OVER THE HEAD LIKE AN UNWANTED STEP-SEAL.
IT TOOK SEVERAL BLOWS TO THE FLIPPERS BEFORE HE EVEN NOTICED THAT SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HER CAT BACK.
LAUGHING DEMONICALLY, THE WALRUS SWALLOWED THE LAST MORSEL OF CAT AND PROPELLED HIMSELF OUT THE BACK DOOR WITH A LOUD ROAR
SOON AFTER, KRIS STORMED INTO HER CAT CAVE AND SUMMONED THE REST OF THE DEADLY SAMURAI NINJA CAT SQUAD.
THE DEADLY NINJAS PURSUED THE WALRUS TO HIS LAIR. THEY STORMED HIS HOME IN HUGE NUMBERS AND SUCCESS SEEMED IMMINENT UNTIL HE DISTRACTED THEM WITH CATNIP AND CHEW TOYS.
THE TOYS WERE VANILLA FLAVORED WITH A HINT OF ROSEMARY.
ONE BY ONE THE NINJA KITTIES WERE PICKED OFF BY THE WILY WALRUS.
THE SCENE WAS HORRIFIC. IF ONLY KRIS HAD COME UP WITH A CURE FOR THE PANDEMIC.
WITH RAGE IN HER EYES AND TEARS STREAMING DOWN HER FACE, KRIS SHOOK HER FIST AT THE WALRUS. “YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!” SHE SHOUTED. “AND WHEN THERE’S MOLDY CHEESE IN YOUR PRINTER, DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME!”
P.S. We never did find the spider!!!!!!
posted by Dragon at 12:07 PM
2 Comments:
LMAO!! You guys have too much time on your hands over there.
Your Nuts! Shouldn't you get back to work?!
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